Back to School Jokes

A few VERY corny back-to-school jokes for your enjoyment!

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Q: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?

A: She had very bright students.

 

Q: What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?

A: Sundae school.

 

Q: What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?

A: Boarding school.

 

Q: What kind of school do you go to if you’re King Arthur?

A: Knight school.

 

Q: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?

A: He has only one pupil.

 

Q: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?

A: In jail.

 

Q. Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?

A. Every lunch it went back four seconds!

 

Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?

Joe: Because I don’t have a dog.

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