A few VERY corny back-to-school jokes for your enjoyment!
Q: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
A: She had very bright students.
Q: What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?
A: Sundae school.
Q: What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?
A: Boarding school.
Q: What kind of school do you go to if you’re King Arthur?
A: Knight school.
Q: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
A: He has only one pupil.
Q: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
A: In jail.
Q. Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?
A. Every lunch it went back four seconds!
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don’t have a dog.