Corny Holiday Jokes

We all know the holidays can get a little hectic, and since our favorite stress-relief method is…LAUGHTER, we thought we’d fill our holiday card with jokes. We started this tradition last year and had so much fun, we thought we’d do it again. Yeah, they’re a little corny…but hopefully they’ll make you chuckle.  Have a great holiday and remember that STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards!

Q: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico.
A: Fleece Navidad

Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Crisp Cringle

Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!

Q: Why did the elf paint himslef green?
A: He was moonlighting as a leprechaun.

Here are Last Year’s Jokes in case you missed them:

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

What’s your favorite holiday joke?

Comments

  1. Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?

    Because snow man is an island.

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